4-17-2017
Me: You took the most cheesy part of the bread!!
12-year-old: (licked through the piece) Yup.
10-30-2016
10-yr-old was playing and jumping in parents room.
Mom: "Did you just fart?"
10-yr-old: "heeheehee." (Walking out of the door and closing the door) "Closing the door so the smell doesn't go..."
2-11-2016
From 11-yr-old to mom:
If you split up with dad and found someone else you liked, and he came to our place to live, I would glare at him, give him a lot of attitudes, and treat him like a scum. But that's not gonna happen. If it did happen, I would treat him worse than what I said.
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