Life on an Island

4-17-2017

Me: You took the most cheesy part of the bread!!

12-year-old: (licked through the piece) Yup.

10-30-2016

10-yr-old was playing and jumping in parents room.

Mom: "Did you just fart?"

10-yr-old: "heeheehee." (Walking out of the door and closing the door) "Closing the door so the smell doesn't go..."

2-11-2016

From 11-yr-old to mom:

If you split up with dad and found someone else you liked, and he came to our place to live, I would glare at him, give him a lot of attitudes, and treat him like a scum. But that's not gonna happen. If it did happen, I would treat him worse than what I said.