Life on an Island

2019-5-29

Mom's reading a novel, and the 13-year-old walked in to the room.

Mom: If you find yourself really liking a girl like you never felt before, and then find out that she's from a family that emphasizes their high social class as being the top 5% of the world, what would you do?

13-yr-old: I would eat duck, eat skittles, and drink orange juice.

Mom: What about the girl? Would you do anything about her - persist, give up or ?

13-yr-old: Eat my duck.

Mom: If you find yourself really liking a girl like you never felt before, and then find out that she's from a family that has lots of complicated issues, what would you do?

13-yr-old: Eat my duck, eat skittles, drink orange juice, and play video games.